Saturday, September 01, 2007

Why Women Need Chocolate




So the CCAA has referred four months in this past year. Sigh. An already interminable wait stretches before all waiting families. For us the prospect of a referral seems almost unreal, like a desert mirage. The closer we get, the farther we are. It's enough to make a person turn to... what else... CHOCOLATE. As a psychotherapist specializing in eating disorders I normally encourage people to process difficult feelings instead of numbing them with chocolate, but sometimes a girl's just gotta have chocolate.
Recently I discovered these amazing calcium chocolates. They taste exactly like chocolate and they have 500 mg of calcium in each bite. And since women need calcium, women need these chocolates. Yes, guilt-free chocolate actually exists!
I can imagine what you might be thinking: chocolate that's actually good for you? It's amazing, it's impossible, what's next? Zero calorie ice cream? Exercising in your sleep? The proverbial pigs with wings? The CCAA referring more than seven days at once, consistently?
Hey, if guilt-free chocolate exists, then anything is possible.

3 comments:

C's Mom said...

I'll have the best bones in the universe with that stuff ;0)

chad-roscoe said...

Those pigs with wings are the ones who exercise you in your sleep. They flutter over you and lift your flabby limbs, one, flutter flutter, two, flutter flutter!
:)

I gotta get me some of that calcium chocolate! that sounds good. do you think coating it in peanut butter reduces the calcium?

4 months, eh? Well, that was then, let's see what now brings. :) Hope is the thing with feathers, right?
Maybe, in fact, one of those winged pigs!
xx~
d&d

Valerie said...

Hmmm.....yummy chocolate calcium....yum......

Where would one find such yummy chocolate calcium?