David and Kavanna shop for groceries every Saturday morning. The other day she just zonked out and stayed asleep for about an hour. Now why can't she sleep that peacefully and soundly in her crib?
Oh wow, I really slept in! Nine o'clock in the morning? Seriously??
Ohmigosh, just how many milks did I drink last night? I can't remember? Is that a bad sign? Wait. A girl can't have enough milk. Milk does a body good!
You know, I'm feeling sleepy again... Mommy & Daddy are taking me on a walk right now. I think I'll go back to sleep so that I can stay up tonight and torture them. Yeah, that's my genius plan. I'm going to stay up until at least eleven o'clock tonight. Shhhhhh, not a word to them.
It's seven o'clock in the morning? Why am I in my car seat? I need a baby Starbucks or something. Please, people! I was up until 10 o'clock last night. I'm teething. Have you no mercy?
Aggghhhh, the indignity of being a baby. Where's my bottle? I like to eat everything... even a business card.